Welcome, inquisitive visitor, to the M.A.R.S. Bulletin. That you have found yourself here—the presence of presence yet (soon) to be discovered—indicates that you seek a design capable of transcending the known realm of existence. A complete and total perfection. The perfect system.

What follows is a partially documented history of the Quasidimension. Organized in a collected series of excerpts, journals and what other fragments remain (of which we work tirelessly to acquire), the Bulletin is designed to provide only a glimpse into an existence far more perfect than our own.

Based on our extensive research and inquiry, we have taken the liberty to translate many of the older texts from some of the lost and ancient dialects, and insert our own parenthetical asides—purely for the purposes of clarification. These texts then, feature our reimagining of the original work and are marked with two asterisks (**).

Now, as the mind (necessarily) wanders, you may wish to shelve its often toxic inclinations here before you drift downward, ever downward, deep down into the unforgiving spirals of the Bulletin.

Proceed with pleasure. The Bulletin awaits.