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M.A.R.S. Bulletin 002 **
Centrality
In his general theory of relativity, Einstein posited that the known universe has no centralized point, i.e., all celestial bodies in the cosmos move in relation to the other instead of some localized coordinate. What Einstein failed to consider however, was the relative motion of the Quasidimension (in fairness, he had no knowledge of the QDT’s existence). What was discovered shortly after the death of Einstein was the work of some quasi-providential intervention.
The Quasidimension contained a near-fathomable number of (bio-mechanical) celestial bodies. In similar fashion to the known universe (in which Earth exists), celestial bodies in the Quasidimension orbit elliptically all in relation (by means of the Sonic Divide) to the next closest body, i.e., the QDT lacks a prescribed and clearly defined center. If this is the case, we (Junk Disko Incorporated) can assume the QDT is boundless, i.e., ever-expanding for a circumscribed area, by definition, must have a “center.” Sharing an identical fundamental framework permitted us to consider the possibility that the two realms shared a uniquely and mathematically nuanced relationship. After through investigation (detailed in forthcoming editions), we can conclude, with mathematical certainty, that EDT and the Quasidimension are cut of the same kore.